20% X 8,000 = 1,600 Business Majors
According to the Princeton Review, a little over 75% of the Mendoza School of Business is comprised of male students.
75% X 1,600 = 1,200 Male Business Majors
Thus, 30% of the male student body (1,200 / 4,000) is enrolled in the business school.
According to the official Notre Dame media guide, 31% (31 out of 99 players) are business majors.
Statistically speaking, football players are no more likely to major in business than the general male student body. I believe we can officially put this argument to rest.
On the other hand, I suppose this gives Brian ample evidence to support the theory that Notre Dame "funnels" its entire male population into the 3rd ranked business school in order to cover up any statistical discrepancies between the football team and the general student body, making us just as bad as Michigan. I know that sounds like a joke, but I honestly wouldn't put it past him. After all, he is the conspiracy theorist that provided us with this picture, proving that Henne was in… and that Michigan's tight end is like 12 feet tall.
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