Here we go again. The self-important maniacs over at NDNation.com are drafting another letter to the board of trustees that is sure to embarrass us all. This time, ND's lunatic fringe has taken issue with Kevin White's "7-4-1" scheduling philosophy. They are literally convinced that Notre Dame football is on the brink of destruction, and that Kevin White is either trying to destroy our storied tradition or is secretly conspiring to force us into a conference.

Get a god damned grip! It's perfectly reasonable to question our scheduling philosophy, but it's not the end of the world. As long as we play USC and Michigan, continue to avoid DII patsies, and maintain our relationships with the likes of MSU, Purdue, Pitt, etcetera, our schedule is guaranteed to be, at the very least, respectable every single year. Some feel the schedule has been too hard and needs to be lightened up. That's fine if you disagree, but quit acting life this is a matter of life or death.

Furthermore, how in the hell do you lunatics know that UConn is going to be a bad team in 2024?! They could very well be the best team we play that year! When we scheduled Washington, they were a perennial championship contender, and now they're a chocolate-milk-drinking joke that probably wouldn't be competitive in some of the better high school leagues in the country. Bit I digress…

Naturally, NDNation has a better idea. The lunatic fringe has embraced their ring leader, El Kabong's, "4-4-4" model as gospel. They all want us to play four… FOUR(!)… elite teams every year. USC, Michigan, and two others such as Florida and Texas. Jesus tap dancing Christ! Why stop there? Why not play the pre-season top-12 every year? Maybe we could also arrange to play an NFL team at a neutral site every year as well. Why? Because we're Notre Dame, god damnit! Knute Rocke! Barnstorming! Any team, any place! Rabble rabble rabble!

Seriously, that is the worst idea ever conceived by man. If I had to think of the most surefire way to keep us out of a championship game, it would be the 4-4-4 model. A buddy of mine theorized that the 4-4-4 is the brainchild of a selfish minority who can't make it to all the games and demand to see marquee matchups when they do go, and I'm inclined to agree with him. I would add that any 4-4-4 supporter who does not fit the above description is a mindless sheep, following some idiot message board moderator like he's the pied piper of shit.

So now another "call for change" is being drafted. These self-important losers actually believe that the last one had something to do with Ty's firing. I mean, it certainly had nothing to do with his abysmal record, the fact that the wheels had long since come off the recruiting process, or the fact that he was discovered to be interviewing for other jobs. No, it must have been that stupid-ass letter you guys drafted.

The ONLY thing that letter accomplished was providing ESPN with evidence that our alumni are silly assholes. These self-aggrandizing asshats leaked their letter to the press, which proceeded to characterize us all as totally insane.

Bottom line: the board of trustees couldn't care less about the opinions of some internet yahoos, and the media uses your tripe to embarrass us all. Please abandon this endeavour and go back to doing what you do best: sniping at one another over trivial matters and slobbering over teenage boys.