Story from The Onion... Pretty damn funny, if you ask me. Hey, a man's gotta have a sense of humor.

Best line in the article:

"It's important to realize that our young men have been fighting pitched battles against religious fanatics who have been brainwashed into a culture that seeks to destroy all other ways of life," Air Force head coach Troy Calhoun said Monday. "That's just the way Notre Dame football is, the way it's always been. You can't reason with people like that."