This is unbelievable.

Big Brother here at Notre Dame has decreed that we will be waving towels at the MSU game. White. Towels.

Meanwhile, we are wearing green shirts. Playing against a team whose main cheer is "Go Green, Go White."

Are we trying to confuse them?

I'm sorry, I'm too angry to launch into a full discussion of this, but I will also note that traditionally, you surrender by waving a white flag. I'm humiliated right now.