This should be fun. Every week, KG will feature an “asshat of the week” in the upper right-hand corner of the site. Potential asshats could be journalists, coaches, players, or anyone else really. Asshat recommendations are encouraged, but the final asshat decision will be up to the KG writing staff.

The very first asshat was a tough decision for us. The media haters have been relatively quiet lately, and we had to make sure that the first asshat to merit this distinction truly deserved it. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the very first Kelly Green Asshat of the Week… Brian Cook.


Congratulations!


There were plenty of reasons to select Mr. Cook, who is the undisputed king of Michigan bloggers. He’s a huge Notre Dame hater, and constantly claims that we are irrelevant, despite the fact that he has posted more at AOL’s Notre Dame Fanhouse blog than any other author. He’s also the guy who fervently claimed that this photograph proves that Chad Henne was in the endzone in 2005 before he fumbled. Clearly, only a true asshat could possess such a limited understanding of a little concept known as “the third dimension.” Like I said, there were many reasons to select Brian, but what really pushed him over the edge was his recent claim that Michigan’s lower graduation rate translates to higher academic standards than Notre Dame. If that doesn’t scream asshat, I don’t know what does.

Congratulations Brian… for exactly one week there is no bigger douche than you.

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