OK, so we’re a little late, but we’ve got a tremendous asshat to recognize this week. In keeping with our new “classic asshats” theme, I’m proud to present this week’s award winner… a blast from the relatively recent past… Chandra Johnson!




Congratulations!


Yes, Chandra Johnson, the secretary who shaved her head in protest after Notre Dame exercised its contractual right to replace a losing football coach by paying him a mutually agreed-upon sum of money. Chandra fervently believes that only a truly racist institution would dare pay a black man millions of dollars to not work. Jesus Chandra, if only Notre Dame hated me that much.

In any case, Ms. Johnson has vowed to remain bald until Notre Dame wins a national championship. Thanks to this awesome display of asshattery, Chandra Johnson has forever cemented her legacy as Kelly Green’s Asshat of the Week.

Congratulations Chandra! You've reached the top... the pinnacle of douchedom.

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